To: Fucker Asshole HIM

for today's post
i'm going to talk about
-morons
-morons
-morons
-morons
-and more morons
enjoy.

the main character of my MORON POST today is
tadaaaa~
Aaron (i don't even know whether this is his true name)

i met him online
and yes
we talked and chatted
VERY VERY SOON
he asked me to be his girlfriend
i became so nervous i went to ask for opinion from joanne (which is so wrong)
joanne's opinion is:
"these chances don't come often, say yes."
so
i said yes

but his existence in my life didn't make me feel more loved
instead
he makes me feel nervous and scared ALL THE TIME
because he kept asking for sex
wtf
is that the only thing guy's think nowadays?

3 days
after 3 days i could no longer stand it
i've decided to break up (it feels like we never even started?)
that time
he's like
"why..why...why do you want to break up with me..i really love you..."
ehem...
reality check~
we barely even know each other ok.
wtf he's talking about love
and he told me 3 GIGANTIC HILARIOUS LIES
1. "you see that necklace in my display picture? i've already ordered it for you"
2. "i've been working so hard to earn money so that you can go study at australia, and now you want to break up with me?!?!"
3. "i have only 1/2 a month to live...couldn't you give me a chance?"
wahahahaha!!!!
hilarious!!
super hilarious!!!!
it's just the stupidest and most hilarious lies one can tell!!!

after that,
SILENCE
he suddenly dissapear from the surface of the earth
ok
you might think,
"he really have only 1/2 a month to live? and he's dying in the hospital now? poor thing.."

suddenly,
he REAPPEARED!!
wow!!!
magic!!
he's alive!!!!
he came back to look for me
he's like
"i still love you...can your forgive me? i've really changed..."
wtf!!!
he asked me out
so ok.
wth, shopping only maa~

so today,
i called him to confirm the time and date
then i told him that i'm bring joey along (she said it's not safe for me to go alone)
in addition,
i told him joey is a very very pretty girl
and he start to act like a GENTLEMEN
he said, "pretty girl so what? pretty girl so what?"
wow!!
such a gentlemen~~

and soon after i closed the phone,
a sms came in

wtf!!!!!! what he hell is he thinking!!!!! so i replied

his reply:

my reply:

after that,

SILENCE.

p.s to guys that want to defend him or yourself, leave me a comment ok.
and for those who think i'm a DESPERATE GIRL or something, i admit, i'm desperate.